Come on boys and girls, time to come clean. What is the very, very worst car you have ever owned or had a go of. We have all done it; heart before head... Look lovely in the showroom, breakdown on the way home... So tell us all. Me; Land Rover Defender Mark 1. Wish I still had it now, so I could sell it. Worth loads now.. Wanted one because I thought it looked 'cool'. Slow, beyond slow. Crawling on your hands and knees uphill would of been quicker. No heater, so I had to dress like an south pole explorer in the summer. Make in the UK, like me, so did not work, like me. Useless, unless you lived in a swamp.