You know youve been playing too much R3E when....

When you tell your wife: "Your a tenth off the pace" when she is cleaning the floor.

 

when you realise your 10 year old kid is turning 12 tomorrow

 

when you wonder it's getting dark outside and starting to rain, 'cause there is no day/night change or rain.
sorry!

 

It was quite a few years ago, so not because of RaceRoom, but because of rFactor, I was sometimes trying to change gears using paddles during my driving lessons

 

Your steam account tells you you have played 76 hrs this week, thats enough for one month thanks

Not really got one for this game, Pro Evo, looking for the radar on the bottom of the tv screen trying to see where players are positioned while watching a live game

 

Steam shows how much you played in last 2 weeks

 

Smart arse

 

Lol I totally did this. Even moved the gas and brake closer together in my Mazda 3. Since I don't go to the track, the only real purpose it serves is FUN!

 

I wanna have a Prinz.

 

When your sexy gorgeous wife walks past you (Twice) whilst racing and you didn't notice that all she was wearing were High heels and a T shirt.

 

That gorgeous sexy divorcee? Where is she now ?

 

When you put 2 tires on the side of the road and think, "Hey, I didn't hear the rock sound?"

 

She's waiting for an unscheduled pit stop.

 

...when you stop in the gas station, ask for full tank and new set of softs tyres

 

Another one bloody hell she`s wearing that rubber out fast

 

That's funny, I noticed!!!!!

Wanna turn off your webcam!

 

This has gone too far. Get help.

 

"Comeon, get this fucking move done."

 

And of course you notice when you go to bed afterwards to be greeted by a "F*%k Off now!"

 

walking to school with my lad on his scooter, watching him being too shy to scoot round some body in front. In my head I'm saying "stop fannying about and fcking *pass him*"